Posted on 28th May at 6:12 AM, with 62 notes
(♠) Kassandra’s Maxim Hot 100 → 77. Will Arnett’s voice
dat voice tho
Posted on 28th May at 5:34 AM, with 83 notes
not knows everything…an INFJ knows enough to know that they will NEVER know everything. And although that hurts the very core of an INFJ, they wouldn’t claim to know everything ever.
Posted on 28th May at 5:03 AM, with 8,743 notes
Humans have two hands
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
Posted on 28th May at 3:43 AM, with 103,869 notes
me:
i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later:
omg is that cake
Posted on 28th May at 1:33 AM, with 136 notes
“I fought the decisions that call and lost. My mark has the revelant piece in this. I will come reformed. In short, for the murders of those I court. I bless the hour that holds your fall. I will kill you all!!” ______The Crowing_______
Posted on 28th May at 12:28 AM, with 119 notes
Jay Jay experiments with codeine
Posted on 27th May at 10:13 PM, with 8 notes
prettttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted on 27th May at 5:09 PM, with 1,016 notes
Police:
Anything you say can and will be held against you
Me:
Captain America's butt
Me:
Tony's butt
Me:
Hawkeye's butt
Police:
Me:
butts
